Tough

Perhaps this sounds familiar:

Tough Decisions on Sports Sunday
by Scoop Jackson
espn.com

I have a friend who recently got an e-mail from his pastor:

“Dear Jon, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen your face during service on Sundays. It would be really nice to see you return to worship with us.”

Ugh. The guilt. When I talked to Jon during the week, I asked him where he was watching the game that Sunday. I knew that Jon, a huge Chicago Bears fan, was getting mentally prepped to watch the Bears beat the lowly Detroit Lions.

Jon didn’t have an answer.

But Jon’s problem that particular week wasn’t his love affair with just the Bears; rather, it was his love affair with sports.  Of all Sundays for the Lord (or in this case, one of the Lord’s messengers) to interrupt, that one was one of the worst.  Not only were the Bears playing the Lions, but the second games of the day were huge matchups.  The Saints against the Jets was a matchup of two undefeated teams. The Broncos against the Cowboys is a big game on any Sunday. To make matters worse, Game 3 of the WNBA Finals was that day, too. Just to give you an indication of how deep Jon is into women’s basketball, he was the one who told me about Ashley and Courtney Paris before they went to Oklahoma.

Then there were the baseball games taking place at the same time as the NFL games. Not just any baseball games — playoff-deciding games on the last day of the regular season! Twins-Royals and Tigers-White Sox with the AL Central title on the line.

Did I mention that Jon is a season ticket holder for the White Sox? He loves baseball.

Jon was struggling with his decision for three days. The e-mail from his pastor was weighing heavily on him. He knew that ever since football season began, he had been having trouble making it to the noon service. His wife gave him “the look” every Sunday morning when she walked out the door. His kids didn’t know any better, saying, “Have fun watching your game, Daddy,” as they left for Sunday school.

None of that made Jon budge. But when the pastor personally e-mails you to say that out of a congregation of more than 500, he misses your face, that’s hard to ignore. That’s guilt.

But my man had a plan — as any true sports fan would. While he was finally answering my question about where he would watch the game, he spit out the blueprint.

“OK, I’m going to TiVo the Bears-Lions game while I’m at church,” he said. “I’ll get home by 2 p.m. I won’t listen to the radio or talk to anyone so they won’t tell me the score, and I can just start watching the game from the beginning when I get home. At the same time, like during the commercials, I can check in on the Saints-Jets game and the Cowboys-Broncos game.”

“Bro, you forgot about the WNBA game,” I said, reminding him that it would be virtually impossible to watch four games at one time.

“OK, then I’ll just DVR the Mercury-Fever game and watch it after I watch all three of the football games,” he rationalized.

Then I threw him two more roadblocks.

“Jon, two things,” I said. “One, you are not going to be able to watch the other football games live, because at some point the ticker at the bottom of the screen will tell you the result of the Bears-Lions game. … And did you forget that the Steelers and the Chargers are the Sunday night game?”

He was stuck. Stuck between a rock and a sports Sunday. No man is supposed to choose athletic worship over religious fellowship. Yet every Sunday during the football season, MLB postseason and WNBA Finals, we have to do just that: choose.

Most of us find ways to work it out. Work it out with our families; work it out with God.

But this time, there was a third party. A third party that put a level of guilt into the situation that no man could shake. “… It’s been a long time since I’ve seen your face during service on Sundays. It would be really nice to see you return to worship with us.”

Jon wrestled with the decision for days. I never sweated him to find out what he was going to do. I really didn’t think he had a choice.

I called him Sunday night, at halftime of the Steelers/Chargers game. “How about them Bears!” he screamed into the phone. “Them Saints, and I think the Broncos are for real! I forgot they had Brian Dawkins. And did you see Jason Kubel? Two three-run blasts. Six RBIs!”

It seemed as if he didn’t miss anything. I was wondering how he’d gotten it all in and not missed church. Impossible.

“Yeah, but Fams, you missed [a great] WNBA game,” I said, assuming he had to miss something.

“No, I didn’t,” he shot back. “And even though [Diana] Taurasi was cold from outside all game, they still should have gotten the ball to her to take the final shot. She woulda nailed it.”

I sat on the other end of the phone, confused and quiet, trying to figure it all out. He couldn’t have … naw, not that. I know he didn’t not go to church. Did he?

“I know what you are thinking,” he said in the midst of my silence. “And yes, I did go to church. The pastor was checking for me.”

As it turned out, he simply watched the Bears-Lions game and followed both baseball games on his BlackBerry during Sunday’s service. He said to me: “Hey, God understands. He’s a Bears fan, too.” 

Killed

The Buggles

Self-Made Prophets ...

The Buggles told us the truth.

Video did kill the radio star.  And they added to that death by producing a music video that would be the first aired on MTV.

Now, other things are dying, but are being killed by the Internet.

A list of what the Internet is killing was published in The Telegraph, and is longer than what I’ve posted here, but these are the ones that got my attention. 

1) The art of polite disagreement
While the inane spats of YouTube commencers may not be representative, the internet has certainly sharpened the tone of debate. The most raucous sections of the blogworld seem incapable of accepting sincerely held differences of opinion; all opponents must have “agendas”.

2) Fear that you are the only person unmoved by a celebrity’s death
Twitter has become a clearing-house for jokes about dead famous people. Tasteless, but an antidote to the “fans in mourning” mawkishness that otherwise predominates.

3) Listening to an album all the way through
The single is one of the unlikely beneficiaries of the internet – a development which can be looked at in two ways. There’s no longer any need to endure eight tracks of filler for a couple of decent tunes, but will “album albums” like Radiohead’s Amnesiac get the widespread hearing they deserve?

5) Punctuality
Before mobile phones, people actually had to keep their appointments and turn up to the pub on time. Texting friends to warn them of your tardiness five minutes before you are due to meet has become one of throwaway rudenesses of the connected age.

12) Letter writing/pen pals
Email is quicker, cheaper and more convenient; receiving a handwritten letter from a friend has become a rare, even nostalgic, pleasure. As a result, formal valedictions like “Yours faithfully” are being replaced by “Best” and “Thanks”.

13) Memory
When almost any fact, no matter how obscure, can be dug up within seconds through Google and Wikipedia, there is less value attached to the “mere” storage and retrieval of knowledge. What becomes important is how you use it – the internet age rewards creativity.

14) Dead time
When was the last time you spent an hour mulling the world out a window, or rereading a favourite book? The internet’s draw on our attention is relentless and increasingly difficult to resist.

15) Photo albums and slide shows
Facebook, Flickr and printing sites like Snapfish are how we share our photos. Earlier this year Kodak announced that it was discontinuing its Kodachrome slide film because of lack of demand.

17) Watching television together
On-demand television, from the iPlayer in Britain to Hulu in the US, allows relatives and colleagues to watch the same programmes at different times, undermining what had been one of the medium’s most attractive cultural appeals – the shared experience. Appointment-to-view television, if it exists at all, seems confined to sport and live reality shows.

18) Authoritative reference works
We still crave reliable information, but generally aren’t willing to pay for it.

27) Knowing telephone numbers off by heart
After typing the digits into your contacts book, you need never look at them again.

29) The mystery of foreign languages
Sites like Babelfish offer instant, good-enough translations of dozens of languages – but kill their beauty and rhythm.

31) Privacy
We may attack governments for the spread of surveillance culture, but users of social media websites make more information about themselves available than Big Brother could ever hoped to obtain by covert means.

50) Your lunchbreak
Did you leave your desk today? Or snaffle a sandwich while sending a few personal emails and checking the price of a week in Istanbul?

Powerful things here.  How true are these for you?

Pop

One of single greatest pop-culture events of our generation.  You need to watch it again.  Now.

(New note:  Previously, this post contained the video of Michael Jackson’s performance in 1981, when he debuted his single, “Billie Jean.”  As of September 15, 2009, though, the video of the performance is no longer posted on YouTube, because of legal reasons.  I encourage you, still, to find the video online.)

Filled

I found the following statistics in The Journal for Student Ministries this weekend, and thought they were worth sharing. 

(Before you read, I must tell you that the more I read them, the more I felt like a small bit of ice in an ever-growing snowball.  Each stat heaped more evidence of a clutter-filled life upon the previous statistic, and when I finished them, my head hurt from the overwhelming success culture enjoys at garnering the attention of the American teenager.  It’s a little frightening.  And it should be.)

TV

  • TV consumption among teens is up slightly to an average of 11.9 hours a week.
  • Teen boys watch more television than teen girls, averaging about an hour and a half more (13.2 hours a week).
  • For tweens (8 to 1), the average amount of television consumed during a typical week is 12.2 hours, with tween boys watching about 14.5 hours (during the school year).
  • Three of ten guys’ top-five favorites are animated, led by The Family Guy, followed by The Simpsons and South Park.
  • The Office moved up nine slots to the third most popular show among all teen males.
  • Biggest mover for teen girls:  ABC Family’s Greek, which came in tied for eighth.
  • For tween viewers, American Idol is no longer number one; now it’s Hannah Montana.
  • For tween girls, ABC’s Dancing with the Stars moved up four notches to land in the fifth spot.
  • For tween boys, it’s all about SpongeBob and Zack & Cody.  The biggest mover was the ABC comedy The George Lopez Show, which shot up 10 spots to secure the seventh spot.

Internet

  • Teens spend 12.5 hours online while tweens spend only 6.4 hours (typical week during school year).
  • Teens have grown tired of MySpace and have moved on to Facebook in the past couple of months.
  • Only a couple of virtual worlds are on tweens’ radars.
  • The top sites tweens visit — Webkinz among both tween boys and tween girls.  Then Neopets, owned by Viacom’s interactive unit, as well as Nick.com.
  • Club Penguin remains in third place for tween girls and dropped from 11th place to 13th place for tween boys since last summer.
  • AddictingGames is fast becoming the top casual gaming site among all youth.

Entertainment and Pop Culture

  • During a typical month teens seen an average of 1.8 movies (in a movie theater).
  • Tweens see an average of 1.3 per month.
  • Tween attendance is consistent with a year ago, while the average number of movies teens see in a typical month has increased slightly from 1.5 movies a year ago.
  • Most appealing movie genres for teens:  Action/Adventure titles, followed by comedies.
  • Tweens prefer comedies, followed by animated features, then action/adventure.
  • For the third straight year, Pirates of the Caribbean star Johnny Depp retains the title as the most popular Hollywood celebrity among teen and tween females.
  • Funny man Adam Sandler is tops among the boys, followed closely by the two Will’s — Smith and Ferrell.
  • The most popular female celebrity among teen girls?  Miley Cyrus, followed by Reese Witherspoon, Keira Knightley, and Amanda Byrnes.
  • The top female celeb among teen boys is Jessica Alba for the second straight year, followed by Miley Cyrus, Ashley Tisdale, and Alicia Keys.

Retail and Shopping

  • During a typical month teens spend an average of $135 across nine product categories.
  • Nearly half of their spending goes towards clothing and accessories.
  • For 16 and 17 year-old teens who have part-time jobs (minimum of 5 hours per week), their spending across the same nine categories jumps sharply to $264 a month, just about double the average among all teens and about 45% higher than the average for all 16 and 17 year-olds.
  • For tweens, it’s all about candy, gum, and games.
  • The most-visited specialty clothing retailer among teen females is Victoria’s Secret, followed closely by Hollister.
  • Teen males visit American Eagle Outfitters more often than any other specialty retailer, followed by Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister.
  • Old Navy, for both tween boys and girls, remains the most shopped at specialty clothing retailer by a considerable margin.

It’s all a little overwhelming, isn’t it?

Clarity

Reality is getting clearer every day.

A subsidiary corporation of Olympus has developed a camera with such incredible threads of clarity that even the human eye cannot see them. The company, called KeyMed, and based in Great Britain, developed the camera for use in the medical industry, but the implications are enormous. The camera, with the official name of i-Speed 2, can capture 33,000 frames per second, compared to the standard home video camera, which can record 25 frames per second.

An indication of how quickly the technology has developed, The Matrix, released in in 1999, won several awards for its incorporation of advanced camera technology. The scene which showcased the ability of filmmakers to stretch the believable was a scene in the latter half of the movie. Featuring the main character, Neo, the scene showed the extent of Neo’s abilities when dodging bullets in what has become known as a “flo-mo” scene.

The camera used to film that scene recorded a mere 12,000 frames per second. Only 12,000.

The i-Speed camera, with its ability to film more than twice that amount, has already found a considerable market for corporations and organizations interested in motion analysis. Among those which have expressed interest are the FBI and NASA, for ballistics testing and cosmic monitorings. But with an asking price of around $40,000, the cameras are not presently suited for a large consumer market.

Not be outdone, though, the team responsible for designing such a camera has has just launched development for the i-Speed 3, which will be able to record 150,000 frames per second.

And just as the boundaries for recording are being pushed, so have the boundaries for viewing. Sony has developed a plasma screen television that is only eleven inches in width, but one-eighth of an inch in depth. Called the Sony XEL-1, it features the latest in what is known as OLED technology. In this format, similar to conventional plasma screens, light is emitted in organic material, making the space to display and channel the electricity applicable to very small devices. You can currently purchase one of these screens for $2,500.

With all of the latest developments in viewing and recording technology, the entertainment market is anticipating an all-digital broadcast in February of next year, when, for the first time in American history, all over-air broadcast signals will be terminated. We will no longer be able to use antennaes to watch local channels. In spite of the switch, analog televisions are continuing to be sold, but at some peril. The Federal Communications Commission has fined department and electronic stores for selling televisions that can only receive analog signals, but failing to disclose the coming broadcast changes.

Change is coming.
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I find all of this fascinating. The electronics industry has consumed itself with producing realistic images, and has pushed the envelope of clarity from old transistor radios to current plasma technology. It has somehow even convinced the federal government to force the change in broadcasting to favor the coming (and even current) market. And that market is moving so fast, that even the information above will be considered obsolete within a matter of months.

And all of this is to see what is real.

Make no mistake. If you own a television with the capability of broadcasting in what has become known as high definition, you see images that allow you to look beyond the glass and into the broadcast. For the video connoisseur, images are feasts for the eyes. Coupled with state-of-the-art audio technology, the high-def images move from just a mere broadcast to an (almost) interactive event. You are fooled into believing that what you see and hear is actually real.

We have become a voyeuristic culture, spending the most amount of money to see a reproduced image of reality. And this hobby, this fascination, will continue to cost an exorbitant amount of money. But for all of our voyeuristic tendencies, the televisions and monitors and receivers we buy will never be a viable substitute the feeling of flesh, the aromas of a room, or the brushes of wind.

We want a reality we can watch. But we shy from real interaction.
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I find worship to be very similar to this.

In modern religious writings, worship has become somewhat of a catch-phrase, as if it is a new and unknown aspect of faith. True enough, Sunday mornings are the pinnacle of the church week, where we want to offer the best we have, for God, for membership, and for guests. But the realness of worship is, at best, relative, and we discuss worship settings in terms of what we like, and become defensive when what we like is in danger of disruption. But however we feel about worship, we can possibly all agree that worship is an intense time of a divine connection. We want that to be real.

One book that has separated itself from the religious lingo is Emerging Worship, written by Dan Kimball and published by Zondervan and Youth Specialties. Emerging Worship builds its entire premise around “creating worship gatherings for new generations.” The book, designed for youth ministers, is meant to spur the thinking processes of the events we plan and offer, as well as offer the assumption (which is somewhat true) that the current generation of high school and college students have different, but learned expectations when entering a participatory event. In fact, the book spends most of its pages giving philosophical and scriptural reasons to incorporate such thinking into the planning of worship events.

(It even asks the very real, but unanswered, and often ignored, question of why there is such an absence in most church gatherings of people aged eighteen through thirty-five. This book is built around answering that very question.)

Of the reasons to create a new worship gathering in modern churches, one is that churches may (and should) have a desire to see new generations worship. The heaviness of that statement implies that the how of current (and even traditional) worship means are lost among the general population of younger generations. It also addresses the need to visit new models of worship to incorporate both cultural and generational change. It believes this can be accomplished by not merely ascribing worship to a service, but to a holistic lifestyle, embracing the desire to lead all people, from all cultures and all ages, into the ethereal.

Churches, and leaders, have a distinct responsibility of offering reality in worship, but that reality, at times, comes with consequences, both real and assumed, when answering what I believe to be the three most pertinent questions:

  • Why do cultural gaps need to be bridged?
  • How do churches bridge cultural gaps in worship events?
  • Are there ways to incorporate all cultural generations in one event?

There are no correct answers, as I believe every church has the responsibility to answer those questions based upon current membership and current mission statements. But church leaders hold great responsibility when thinking about worship, for when we fail to answer the previous questions, we, in an indirect way, ignore an entire generation of Americans shaped by a culture that is unfamiliar to us.

And I wonder if that is the right thing to do.

Bliss

The following is the official description of the Bugatti Veyron:

With its luxurious length of 4.47 m, the Veyron is a perfectly balanced combination of high-powered performance and sleek, racy design.  Even at complete standstill, the car’s enormous power is made visible by its impressive mid-engine, elevated majestically beneath the chassis.  Simultaneously, the Veyron’s bold proportions, well-balanced surfaces, and clear line structures give an impression of pure, sleek elegance.

The design of the Veyron honors a great heritage without drifting off into retro style.  Every detail of the classic two-tone color scheme, a quote from the 1920s and 1930s, has been carefully thought out, resulting in the typical Bugatti profile with the classic, contrasting ellipsis – the stylistic element used by Ettore Bugatti himself.  The “crest line”, which runs uninterrupted from the hood to the only 1.21-m-high roof, is a proud homage to the Veyron’s forebears.  Thus, the Veyron’s classic paintwork and harmonious design connect this state-of-the-art super sports car to the glorious heritage of Bugatti automobiles.

With its classic look, the large radiator grill – adorned with the hand-enameled Bugatti emblem – represents the grandness of the Veyron.  The sports car’s distinctive front is defined by the harmonious contrast of its broad headlights and majestic grill.  The rear end, 1.99 m wide, features the formidable retractable spoiler and generously designed fenders.  The Veyron perfectly fulfills the main design objective governing the development of the new Bugatti: an uncompromising combination of highest elegance and state-of-the-art technology.

Bugatti Veyron

The Bugatti Veyron is a $1 million car.  And it is currently owned by American Idol judge Simon Cowell.

A recent report in a British magazine posted pictures of Cowell driving his Bugatti Veyron into the driveway of his $8 million home, currently under construction in Beverly Hills.  His automobile, with enough room to seat two, costs an eighth of his home, which has over eight thousand square feet, with five bedrooms and six bathrooms.  It is also complete with resplendent gardens, palm trees, a gymnasium, swimming pool, and a state-of-the-art media room. 

And a telescope in his kitchen.

He has been quoted as saying that the telescope is powerful enough to view the surrounding lawns of his neighbors, but not powerful enough to see inside.  He confesses that he has “great fun” peeking into the lives of John Travolta, Leonardo DicCaprio, and Christina Aguilera.
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On his show, on two previous occasions, Simon listened to two contestants sing songs with decidedly Christian lyrics.  One contestant from a previous season belted a gospel number, and when the time came for the critique, Simon had a puzzled and blank look in his eye and simply said, “I don’t get it.”

This season, a current contestant tried his hand at a Dolly Parton song with a Christian theme and Christian lyrics.  I watched, stunned, as Simon uttered the same phrase again – stunned, not so much for the song choice and the contestant, but the judge’s choice of phrasing.  Presented with the Christian message, Cowell sat and listened in confusion, and attempted a critque toward the message and not the performance.  Twice, on this extremely popular television show, the man with one of the highest salaries ever for this medium cannot fathom the deep meanings of these songs.  He is hearing, but never understanding.
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So as he drives home in his Bugatti, to a mansion high in Beverly Hills, I cannot help but wonder if ignorance really is bliss.