Makeup and a Full Hamper

I haven’t blogged in a while, but, strangely enough, I remembered this post just this morning. Hope it makes you laugh a little.

KYLESTRICKLAND.COM

Let me fix your marriage problems.

But first, let me show you that if you’ve been married longer than two-and-a-half years, then I know you have problems.

Because romance, in a marriage, only lives an average of two years, six months, and twenty-five days into a marriage.

And then it dies.

After this time period, two-thirds of wives no longer attempt to look attractive for their husbands.

And after this time period, seventy percent of husbands no longer keep their belongings in their proper place, instead leaving them lying on the floor.

Close to eighty percent of husbands also admit they never even bother with the toilet seat.

The research also finds that the death of romance may have much to do with the level of comfort in a marriage.

Sixty-one percent of wives admit to putting on their most comfortable clothing when they come home from work, such as…

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